Paris Hilton Parody Curbs WoW Gold Inflation
To help curb the rampant inflation in World of Warcraft, Blizzard has crafted the game's largest money-sink to date and managed to comment on America's (least) favorite socialite, all at the same time.
Though the "Haris Pilton" character has been in the game for months now, Blizzard has finally given her something to do, aside from illicit snickers from players who recognize the reference.
Beginning with patch 2.4.3, Pilton will offer players a line of high-end bags and jewelry designed to free them of their excess cash. The "Gigantique" bag for instance, is larger than any other general-purpose bag in the game currently, but will lighten your wallet by 1,200 gold.
Just be sure to wash it before you strap it onto any delicate parts of your body.
"Gigantique" and the Gold burn of Patch 2.4.3 [WoW Insider]
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That's hot.
Elicit, not illicit.
"Elicit, not illicit."
Ah, I see what you did there.
they have inflation problems in WoW? why not pry your fingers out of your keyboard and step outside. you can deal with inflation in RL.
Well I'm glad Dan caught it.
Who cares. I mean, even if you're lame engough to play WOW, who cares.
Earnest, where is the double entendre? Otherwise its just a spelling mistake
I think you mean "it's just a spelling mistake".
why not just have her give blow jobs, flash her twat, or make porno's with the players? don't elevate her w/ fashion accessories, bring things down to her level. oh, and her lazy eye.
Yeah and now www.myageofconan.com is becoming big, nuts!
LoL is this for real!!! I think it is.
YAHOO front page? really?
Look out, its Conan the Grammarian!!
Oh Noes!! :P~
As a former WoW player I can tell you right now that this stupid money sink will solve nothing. People will just buy the gold with real life money just like they have been doing with every other money sink.
"YAHOO front page? really?"
Ya, Yahoo is slipping faster and faster every day.
(goes back to Google)
came here for a sugar daddy who likes to spoil me, a young sex and hot woman. i also created an account Kristen15 on the Sugar Daddy seeking place"http://www.seekingsugar.com."recently. you may want to check out my hot photos there!!!!!!@@@######
WoW pwns, plx.
i came here for a sugar daddy who likes to spoil me, a young sex and hot woman. i also created an account Kristen15 on the Sugar Daddy seeking place"http://www.seekingsugar.com."recently. you may want to check out my hot photos there!!!!!!@@@######
Because none of us have enough things to care about in the real world, we now have an imaginary world from which news stories are vomited forth. Is this really NEWS WORTHY? People at Yahoo I implore you to think about it!
Because none of us have enough things to care about in the real world, we now have an imaginary world from which news stories are vomited forth. Is this really NEWS WORTHY? People at Yahoo I implore you to think about it!
I am a lonely but hot woman longing to meet someone special on internet. Are you interested? If yes, you may want to leave check my pics on the famous su#gar da#ddy site http://www.seekingsugar.com @@@..and I uploaded some hot sexy photo on with my pics.maybe you want to check it firstly!!@@@@@@@@@@@
I can't believe people are trying to impress us with such unnecessary and useless information!
I don't know to be glad or not, cause everywhere you look, you can see Paris, even in game world now!!!
I am a lonely but hot woman longing to meet someone special on internet. Are you interested? If yes, you may want to leave check my pics on the famous su#gar da#ddy site http://www.seekingsugar.com !!!!!!!!!!..and I uploaded some hot sexy photo on with my pics.maybe you want to check it firstly!!@@@######!!
really? inflation? in a fake-world? wtf has this world come to?
i came here for a sugar daddy who likes to spoil me, a young sex and hot woman. i also created an account Kristen15 on the Sugar Daddy seeking place"http://www.seekingsugar.com."recently. you may want to check out my hot photos there!!!!!!@@@######@@
i came here for a sugar daddy who likes to spoil me, a young sex and hot woman. i also created an account Kristen15 on the Sugar Daddy seeking place"http://www.seekingsugar.com @@@@@@@!!recently. you may want to check out my hot photos there!!!!!!@@@######
How much will she charge for a quick Slim Pickens with a reverse bouncing gator pull?
6 million people think this real news.
This is why WOW SUCKS and LOTRO RULES lol......
I can't believe Yahoo chooses to report on this instead of more attention-worthy news, such as the situation in Darfur or the war in Iraq. Our society has fallen so low.
FFXI > WOW
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship. such as http://www.seekingsugar.com...
Hmmm. Is she less of a money grubbing, self-absorbed, moronic whore than Donald Trump in WOW?
Age of Conan is becoming a HUGE game, I did look at the site, www.myageofconan.com and it looks like it will be another site to help people use cheats in the game. AOC for the win!!
Ohh Blizzard and their millions and millions of pop culture references.. :P
Yes. It is very wrong for a man to have a sugar baby.
this ia why wow suchs
hi
I think it's funny and i don't really go to yahoo for CNN-worthy front page news (for that, I go to, uhm, CNN) so for me, it's ok for yahoo to post interesting nonsense. Maybe they can label it as such so as not to offend the sensibilities of other readers.
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I came here for a sugar daddy who likes to spoil me, a young sex and hot woman. i also created an account Kristen15 on the Sugar Daddy seeking place"http://www.Sugarmatchmaker.com."recently. you may want to check out my hot photos there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*************
WoW yahoo is so desperate as to pander to the world of war craft ppl!!!
We're in an endless war... middle America is under water... jobs are tanking... us dollar is a joke in the world market... BUT wait... Harris Pilton is selling electronic bags in WoW... All the board members and Ceo should be ousted! Yahoo is a joke now... should have sold to M$ when you had the chance... No wait ymail and rocketmail will save us... HAHA pathetic...
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship. such as http://www.seekingsugar.com...
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I came here for a sugar daddy who likes to spoil me, a young sex and hot woman. i also created an account Kristen15 on the Sugar Daddy seeking place"http://www.Sugarmatchmaker.com."recently. you may want to check out my hot photos there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*************
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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship. such as http://www.seekingsugar.com...
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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship. such as http://www.seekingsugar.com...
that was really uncalled for kristen15 o_o u have scarred me 4 life.
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I came here for a sugar daddy who likes to spoil me, a young sex and hot woman. i also created an account Kristen15 on the Sugar Daddy seeking place"http://www.Sugarmatchmaker.com ."recently. you may want to check out my hot photos there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*************
k,wow is allready retarded enough, and now they hav 2 put the most imbarassing american on there 2 sell purses!!!!!!!!WUT TH HEC!!!!!!and this is 2 solve inflation in an imaginary world!! u ppl need 2 either step out side and deal w/ inflation there or buy a life off ebay, because it would atleast b betr than the 1 u hav now!
'WOW', now 6 million (more) people think this is news. That's pathetic.
omg jeff r u jeff haste?
It is about time since they did something with her. I remember seeing her a long time ago.
omg i hav the same freaking pants as paris hilton o_o
i totally agree with "uh no k", kirste15, u r very sick and perverted, and if u want 2 hav sex with some guy u dont even know then fine, knock ur self out, but dont advertize ur self on a comment page!!!!!!!!!!
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I came here for a sugar daddy who likes to spoil me, a young sex and hot woman. i also created an account Kristen15 on the Sugar Daddy seeking place"http://www.Sugarmatchmaker.com ."recently. you may want to check out my hot photos there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*************
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I came here for a sugar daddy who likes to spoil me, a young sex and hot woman. i also created an account Kristen15 on the Sugar Daddy seeking place"http://www.Sugarmatchmaker.com ."recently. you may want to check out my hot photos there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*************
no 1 really cares if u have the same pants as the most idiodic american ever! btw, i wouldnt tell ppl that, they might shoot u(in the best sence of the word), considering how "popular" paris hilton is
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I came here for a sugar daddy who likes to spoil me, a young sex and hot woman. i also created an account Kristen15 on the Sugar Daddy seeking place"http://www.Sugarmatchmaker.com ."recently. you may want to check out my hot photos there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*************
why is the world so jelous of Paris and her perfect self.
ive alrdy gotten so many sweet screen shots of haris!!1!
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I came here for a sugar daddy who likes to spoil me, a young sex and hot woman. i also created an account Kristen15 on the Sugar Daddy seeking place"http://www.Sugarmatchmaker.com ."recently. you may want to check out my hot photos there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*************
whatever..........!!!!
Go to Hell, Paris Hilton! You are No Angelina Jolie! You should not be existing in this universe! So Fuck You, Paris Hilton, and go to Hell!
YOU KNOW WHAT'S EASIER. LOSING YOUR STUFF DURING PVP. This is Why I never Play WoW! There's no point to PVP'n against someone else, it sucks, and this one sink hole won't help.
EVE Online is alot better since everything's Player controlled and you will lose your ship. That's why there's more WoW players, they cannot handle the loss.
look man, we kinda get you want a sugar daddy already
It's funny how some of you retards whine about this being useless information, yet you still took the time out of your day to read it anyway, AND post about it! And you scold MMO players for having no life...
I play WOW with my kids and little pop culture reference makes me laugh. Even if my kids don't get it.
Thanx Blizzard!
WHATS really sad (as a wow player) is the china is responsable for the gold inflation. Its so sad its funny. 1200 For a bag NO way. I would pay 1.2 gold to see her on her knees though LOL.
That woman should be gang raped and burnt at the stake.
Maybe you didn't see what she can do with her public image http://www.bangbull.com/details/23389-6F8/Paris_Hilton_One_night_in_Paris ;)
i cant believe people are using their own money to buy gold in a game. that is the most insanely idiotic thing i have EVER heard of. jesus, i mean, if you want to throw your money away, just go and fill up your car or truck. sheesh, dont use it to buy gold on a fucking game that you cant use but to buy stupid ass stuff for your player. damn thats stupid
City Of Heroes is much better than WoW
I actually just wrote about this on my blog:
http://www.thenerdybird.com/2008/07/what-is-world-of-warcraft-coming-to.html
It almost leaves me speechless. Almost.
We have had rumble since launch
that's funny.